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1. |
What a Trip
01:52
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-Mick solo-
-Nick solo-
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2. |
First Contact High
04:54
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Out of the blue, came the gods
Riding chariots of fire,
Wielding magical machinery.
Picked us for mind expansion,
Offering herbs with compassion.
Perception developing superior,
Now we meet their criteria.
Biological transformation,
On this day, first contact high was made.
Descended from the sky,
Amidst a haze of smoke.
Perceive a higher plane,
Offering a kind bud.
Toking a way of life,
Teaching us their ways.
Wake and bake your brain!
Reconfigured for snack lust,
To mine resources,
In exchange for evolution.
New-found awareness and thoughts.
Seeking creative concepts.
Bending reality by will.
Life has become a thrill!
Four hundred twenty years it took,
To erect the phallic bong-elisk.
Descended from the sky,
Amidst a haze of smoke.
Perceive a higher plane,
Offering a kind bud.
Toking a way of life,
Teaching us their ways.
Wake and bake your brain!
-Mick solo-
-Mick solo-
-Ryan Burke guest solo-
-Mick solo-
-Ryan Burke guest solo-
-Jack Kosto guest solo-
-Nick solo-
-Jack Kosto guest solo-
-Nick solo-
Descended from the sky,
Amidst a haze of smoke.
Perceive a higher plane,
Offering a kind bud.
Toking a way of life,
Teaching us their ways.
Wake and bake your brain!
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It won’t be long now
Things are in a sad state of affairs
Our ingenuity gone to waste
Even the Internet is for porn
A contradicting pop culture
Makes life dog eat dog
Fapping contest with no winner
What the hell’s wrong with you?
You might be sick from all of my desires
But this is my virtual reality
Now don’t check my history
You might find something you don’t want to see
-Bob Katsionis solo-
With no reluctance you make haste
Pay the price to sell your soul
Heading downwards shunning those
Who reach for the stars
Accumulation of generations
Cognitive capital
Why regress? Now I digress
What good’s this life anyways?
You might be sick from all of my desires
But this is my virtual reality
Now don’t check my history
You might find something you don’t want to see
Choking your chicken, in a tomb of screens
Religiously, invested in memes
-Mick solo-
-Nick solo-
-Noodles-
Dongle! Tied down to machinery
It’s too late! To change our ways mankind is done for
Cheers! To all the good things we’ll never have
-Nick solo-
-Mick solo-
-Nick solo-
-Mick solo-
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One question on humanity's mind,
Are we alone in this universe?
If other beings do exist,
How many miles would they traverse?
But then one evening,
A contact was recieved.
We had obtained a new message,
The likes of which you'd not believe!
-Nick solo-
A gorgeous race of alien,
They came from heights that seemed celestial,
I really must say it again,
Weren't your average extraterrestrials.
Another point in history,
Which shall define our fate.
They sought us out and found us here,
With intentions to mate.
With alien technologies,
To help us meet our goals.
We'd better find an offering,
So we can have the best of both worlds!
-Mick solo-
Entered in the running,
What were the odds you'd be selected?
For there would be no monument,
It's just their queen got you erected
Hand-picked by their alien queen,
Ambassador for the human race.
You were her type of human being,
To take our species into space.
There's one question that does remain,
What to do with your Earthly girl?
There's one solution in your brain,
The answer is to sleep with both girls,
Cause you could have the breast of both worlds!
-Mick solo-
-Noodles-
-Mick solo-
-Nick solo-
Thankful for your services,
And grateful for your copulation,
You are the one who spilled your seed,
And saved their planet's population.
Emerging victoriously,
Two species by your side.
Fulfilling your manly duty,
In that space bed, where you now lie.
You were their prime male specimen,
Both races dug your new position.
To make sure this occurs again,
The queen's prevents your extradition.
-Nick solo-
So aren't you glad you slept with both girls?
Cause now you've had the breast of both worlds!
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5. |
Resinator
05:10
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Automation can’t be wrong,
Transforms from machine to bong.
Operates on green energy,
Smoking up his enemy.
Artificial un-intelligence
Early revisions made poor decisions.
Robot slave smokes to behave,
Flawed AI needs to stay high!
Burning processor haze and smoke,
Gives more power toke by toke,
Humanity’s end, it’s high time,
With your flesh I’ll roll this blunt!
Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow!
He’ll be a roach when I’m done with my toke!
Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh!
Man-kind bud smoked bake away urge to kill.
Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow!
Break him up, grind him, resin-ate with the blood!
Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh!
Piston powered lungs take great big rips,
Blast off into outer space.
Micro-chips coded for the munchies,
Heavy metal joints greased up in hash!
Vaporizing with laser eyes,
Dark goo magic caked up inside.
Cleansing it’s components to get high
Resinator not so spry.
Burning processor haze and smoke,
Gives more power toke by toke,
Humanity’s end, it’s high time,
With your flesh I’ll roll this blunt!
Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow!
He’ll be a roach when I’m done with my toke!
Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh!
Man-kind bud smoked bake away urge to kill.
Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow!
Break him up, grind him, resin-ate with the blood!
Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh!
-Mick solo-
-Nick solo-
Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow!
He’ll be a roach when I’m done with my toke!
Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh!
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Jerkoffagus
08:18
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-Mick solo-
Beneath the sands of Egypt
Where the ancient pharaohs dwell
There lies the forbidden tomb
Cursed by an evil spell
Adventurers set foot inside,
As walls and floors collapse
They fell for the boobie traps.
Once you see it, you know what's happening
Trapped inside you can't stop fapping
Deepest secrets, dark desires
Burn your retinas just like fires
In your mind, fact comes from fiction
Burning at your flesh with friction
Waste away so blissfully
Welcome to your eternity
It's a trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
A trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
-Nick solo-
The pride of ancient pharaohs
It was their secret treasure
Set inside the day they died
Rest in eternal pleasure
Adventurers who sought it out
They truly were ill-fated
They'd step inside and get CREAM-ated
Once you see it, you know what's happening
Trapped inside you can't stop fapping
Deepest secrets, dark desires
Burn your retinas just like fires
In your mind, fact comes from fiction
Burning at your flesh with friction
Waste away so blissfully
Welcome to your eternity
It's a trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
A trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
-Noodles-
You should have watched your step
You fell through the fap door
You can say good by to the things you know,
You won't need them anymore
The coffin lid starts to close,
And you start to stare
But the images on the lid,
Don't seem fair over you
-Mick solo-
-Nick solo-
-Mick solo-
The time spent here will rub you raw,
Lust restrains your reason
Try to resist, from dusk till dawn
Beating yourself till seizing
Trapped within Jerkoffagus
A spirit never calmed
There you shall rest with your
Staff forever... ENPALMED
Once you see it, you know what's happening
Trapped inside you can't stop fapping
Deepest secrets, dark desires
Burn your retinas just like fires
In your mind, fact comes from fiction
Burning at your flesh with friction
Waste away so blissfully
Welcome to your eternity
It's a trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
A trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
-Nick solo-
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7. |
Brewed Awakening
05:30
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-Mick solo-
Piercing light of new day
Painful reminder of debt, servitude
The secret drink of the gods
Mind stimulating, power granting
A brewed awakening to our situation
Bitter reality, sugar coated
Stimulate a war
Desecrate your idol
Caffeinate and reign
Eradicate control
Motivate your will
Emancipate us all
-Nick solo-
Now alerted to reality
Take control sieze the day
Dark roasting the enemy
Galactic overlord no more
Once mighty, now your creamed
Stirring up a bold new world
Stimulate a war
Desecrate your idol
Caffeinate and reign
Eradicate control
Motivate your will
Emancipate us all
-Mick solo-
-Nick solo-
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8. |
I Hate My Friends
04:29
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-Nick solo-
How unpleasant it is to see you
Sniveling coward I ache
To smash you out of existence
To drive your cursed face
From my memories forever
How sensitive you are
Can you feel this?
-Mick solo-
I am not nice
I am not kind
I despise and hate all of my friends
I am not nice
I am not kind
And I’m not wonderful
I feel the universe within me
I am part of the cosmos
Chosen by destiny to receive
The essence of a god, no equal
-Nick solo-
Everything I do is for the sake of evil
I’m so powerful
I help no one but myself
Of what consequence are you now?
This planet these people
Are nothing to me now
-Mick solo-
I am not nice
I am not kind
I despise and hate all of my friends
I am not nice
I am not kind
And I’m not wonderful
I feel the universe within me
I am part of the cosmos
Chosen by destiny to receive
The essence of a god, no equal
-Nick solo-
-Mick solo-
-Noodles-
I feel the universe within me
I am part of the cosmos
Chosen by destiny to receive
The essence of a god, no equal
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9. |
Cold Sorceress
08:24
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Formerly a slave
Now free to chose
His own fate
Our hero embarks with no direction
Soon in the wild he discovers
A beautiful figure
Offering to quench his thirst
Wicked lips and a poisoned kiss
Reached out for existence
Come to find pain is pleasure
Giving in, lust temptation
Breaking will and spirit
No chill to calm your itch
But the curse of cold sorceress
Giving in, lust temptation
Breaking will and spirit
No chill to calm your itch
But the curse of cold sorceress
Temptress almighty
Spellcaster supreme
All it ever takes
Is one glance before your hers
Erotic nightmares next befall you
Awakened in the morning to find
A chilling mark
Curse of the cold sorceress
Reached out for existence
Come to find pain is pleasure
Giving in, lust temptation
Breaking will and spirit
No chill to calm your itch
But the curse of cold sorceress
Giving in, lust temptation
Breaking will and spirit
No chill to calm your itch
But the curse of cold sorceress
You’ve been cursed by the cold sorceress
-Nick acoustic guitar-
-Nick solo-
-Mick solo-
-Nick solo-
Weakening immunity
Your phallic ooze no phalacy
It’s dripping spite and jealousy
With frost bitten pride
Your quest now is to find a cure
Hidden in the tundra of her heart
Prehistoric remedy
Reached out for existence
Come to find pain is pleasure
Giving in, lust temptation
Breaking will and spirit
No chill to calm your itch
But the curse of cold sorceress
Giving in, lust temptation
Breaking will and spirit
No chill to calm your itch
But the curse of cold sorceress
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Sonic Pulse is the fastest, heaviest-hitting power-thrash metal band to come out of New England. Screaming party-oriented lyrics keep the mood as upbeat as the shredding tempos and ripping guitar solos - and with an energetic stage show to match, this band delivers an aural assault unparalleled by any would-be competitors on the scene. ... more
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