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Vs. The Internet

by Sonic Pulse

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1.
What a Trip 01:52
-Mick solo- -Nick solo-
2.
Out of the blue, came the gods Riding chariots of fire, Wielding magical machinery. Picked us for mind expansion, Offering herbs with compassion. Perception developing superior, Now we meet their criteria. Biological transformation, On this day, first contact high was made. Descended from the sky, Amidst a haze of smoke. Perceive a higher plane, Offering a kind bud. Toking a way of life, Teaching us their ways. Wake and bake your brain! Reconfigured for snack lust, To mine resources, In exchange for evolution. New-found awareness and thoughts. Seeking creative concepts. Bending reality by will. Life has become a thrill! Four hundred twenty years it took, To erect the phallic bong-elisk. Descended from the sky, Amidst a haze of smoke. Perceive a higher plane, Offering a kind bud. Toking a way of life, Teaching us their ways. Wake and bake your brain! -Mick solo- -Mick solo- -Ryan Burke guest solo- -Mick solo- -Ryan Burke guest solo- -Jack Kosto guest solo- -Nick solo- -Jack Kosto guest solo- -Nick solo- Descended from the sky, Amidst a haze of smoke. Perceive a higher plane, Offering a kind bud. Toking a way of life, Teaching us their ways. Wake and bake your brain!
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It won’t be long now Things are in a sad state of affairs Our ingenuity gone to waste Even the Internet is for porn A contradicting pop culture Makes life dog eat dog Fapping contest with no winner What the hell’s wrong with you? You might be sick from all of my desires But this is my virtual reality Now don’t check my history You might find something you don’t want to see -Bob Katsionis solo- With no reluctance you make haste Pay the price to sell your soul Heading downwards shunning those Who reach for the stars Accumulation of generations Cognitive capital Why regress? Now I digress What good’s this life anyways? You might be sick from all of my desires But this is my virtual reality Now don’t check my history You might find something you don’t want to see Choking your chicken, in a tomb of screens Religiously, invested in memes -Mick solo- -Nick solo- -Noodles- Dongle! Tied down to machinery It’s too late! To change our ways mankind is done for Cheers! To all the good things we’ll never have -Nick solo- -Mick solo- -Nick solo- -Mick solo-
4.
One question on humanity's mind, Are we alone in this universe? If other beings do exist, How many miles would they traverse? But then one evening, A contact was recieved. We had obtained a new message, The likes of which you'd not believe! -Nick solo- A gorgeous race of alien, They came from heights that seemed celestial, I really must say it again, Weren't your average extraterrestrials. Another point in history, Which shall define our fate. They sought us out and found us here, With intentions to mate. With alien technologies, To help us meet our goals. We'd better find an offering, So we can have the best of both worlds! -Mick solo- Entered in the running, What were the odds you'd be selected? For there would be no monument, It's just their queen got you erected Hand-picked by their alien queen, Ambassador for the human race. You were her type of human being, To take our species into space. There's one question that does remain, What to do with your Earthly girl? There's one solution in your brain, The answer is to sleep with both girls, Cause you could have the breast of both worlds! -Mick solo- -Noodles- -Mick solo- -Nick solo- Thankful for your services, And grateful for your copulation, You are the one who spilled your seed, And saved their planet's population. Emerging victoriously, Two species by your side. Fulfilling your manly duty, In that space bed, where you now lie. You were their prime male specimen, Both races dug your new position. To make sure this occurs again, The queen's prevents your extradition. -Nick solo- So aren't you glad you slept with both girls? Cause now you've had the breast of both worlds!
5.
Resinator 05:10
Automation can’t be wrong, Transforms from machine to bong. Operates on green energy, Smoking up his enemy. Artificial un-intelligence Early revisions made poor decisions. Robot slave smokes to behave, Flawed AI needs to stay high! Burning processor haze and smoke, Gives more power toke by toke, Humanity’s end, it’s high time, With your flesh I’ll roll this blunt! Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow! He’ll be a roach when I’m done with my toke! Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh! Man-kind bud smoked bake away urge to kill. Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow! Break him up, grind him, resin-ate with the blood! Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh! Piston powered lungs take great big rips, Blast off into outer space. Micro-chips coded for the munchies, Heavy metal joints greased up in hash! Vaporizing with laser eyes, Dark goo magic caked up inside. Cleansing it’s components to get high Resinator not so spry. Burning processor haze and smoke, Gives more power toke by toke, Humanity’s end, it’s high time, With your flesh I’ll roll this blunt! Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow! He’ll be a roach when I’m done with my toke! Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh! Man-kind bud smoked bake away urge to kill. Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow! Break him up, grind him, resin-ate with the blood! Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh! -Mick solo- -Nick solo- Pulls great! Hits hard! Burns slow! He’ll be a roach when I’m done with my toke! Flesh rolled! Dank skin! Torched flesh!
6.
Jerkoffagus 08:18
-Mick solo- Beneath the sands of Egypt Where the ancient pharaohs dwell There lies the forbidden tomb Cursed by an evil spell Adventurers set foot inside, As walls and floors collapse They fell for the boobie traps. Once you see it, you know what's happening Trapped inside you can't stop fapping Deepest secrets, dark desires Burn your retinas just like fires In your mind, fact comes from fiction Burning at your flesh with friction Waste away so blissfully Welcome to your eternity It's a trip Down into the Jerkoffagus You'll see Just what true pleasure's meant to be A trip Down into the Jerkoffagus You'll see Just what true pleasure's meant to be -Nick solo- The pride of ancient pharaohs It was their secret treasure Set inside the day they died Rest in eternal pleasure Adventurers who sought it out They truly were ill-fated They'd step inside and get CREAM-ated Once you see it, you know what's happening Trapped inside you can't stop fapping Deepest secrets, dark desires Burn your retinas just like fires In your mind, fact comes from fiction Burning at your flesh with friction Waste away so blissfully Welcome to your eternity It's a trip Down into the Jerkoffagus You'll see Just what true pleasure's meant to be A trip Down into the Jerkoffagus You'll see Just what true pleasure's meant to be -Noodles- You should have watched your step You fell through the fap door You can say good by to the things you know, You won't need them anymore The coffin lid starts to close, And you start to stare But the images on the lid, Don't seem fair over you -Mick solo- -Nick solo- -Mick solo- The time spent here will rub you raw, Lust restrains your reason Try to resist, from dusk till dawn Beating yourself till seizing Trapped within Jerkoffagus A spirit never calmed There you shall rest with your Staff forever... ENPALMED Once you see it, you know what's happening Trapped inside you can't stop fapping Deepest secrets, dark desires Burn your retinas just like fires In your mind, fact comes from fiction Burning at your flesh with friction Waste away so blissfully Welcome to your eternity It's a trip Down into the Jerkoffagus You'll see Just what true pleasure's meant to be A trip Down into the Jerkoffagus You'll see Just what true pleasure's meant to be -Nick solo-
7.
-Mick solo- Piercing light of new day Painful reminder of debt, servitude The secret drink of the gods Mind stimulating, power granting A brewed awakening to our situation Bitter reality, sugar coated Stimulate a war Desecrate your idol Caffeinate and reign Eradicate control Motivate your will Emancipate us all -Nick solo- Now alerted to reality Take control sieze the day Dark roasting the enemy Galactic overlord no more Once mighty, now your creamed Stirring up a bold new world Stimulate a war Desecrate your idol Caffeinate and reign Eradicate control Motivate your will Emancipate us all -Mick solo- -Nick solo-
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-Nick solo- How unpleasant it is to see you Sniveling coward I ache To smash you out of existence To drive your cursed face From my memories forever How sensitive you are Can you feel this? -Mick solo- I am not nice I am not kind I despise and hate all of my friends I am not nice I am not kind And I’m not wonderful I feel the universe within me I am part of the cosmos Chosen by destiny to receive The essence of a god, no equal -Nick solo- Everything I do is for the sake of evil I’m so powerful I help no one but myself Of what consequence are you now? This planet these people Are nothing to me now -Mick solo- I am not nice I am not kind I despise and hate all of my friends I am not nice I am not kind And I’m not wonderful I feel the universe within me I am part of the cosmos Chosen by destiny to receive The essence of a god, no equal -Nick solo- -Mick solo- -Noodles- I feel the universe within me I am part of the cosmos Chosen by destiny to receive The essence of a god, no equal
9.
Formerly a slave Now free to chose His own fate Our hero embarks with no direction Soon in the wild he discovers A beautiful figure Offering to quench his thirst Wicked lips and a poisoned kiss Reached out for existence Come to find pain is pleasure Giving in, lust temptation Breaking will and spirit No chill to calm your itch But the curse of cold sorceress Giving in, lust temptation Breaking will and spirit No chill to calm your itch But the curse of cold sorceress Temptress almighty Spellcaster supreme All it ever takes Is one glance before your hers Erotic nightmares next befall you Awakened in the morning to find A chilling mark Curse of the cold sorceress Reached out for existence Come to find pain is pleasure Giving in, lust temptation Breaking will and spirit No chill to calm your itch But the curse of cold sorceress Giving in, lust temptation Breaking will and spirit No chill to calm your itch But the curse of cold sorceress You’ve been cursed by the cold sorceress -Nick acoustic guitar- -Nick solo- -Mick solo- -Nick solo- Weakening immunity Your phallic ooze no phalacy It’s dripping spite and jealousy With frost bitten pride Your quest now is to find a cure Hidden in the tundra of her heart Prehistoric remedy Reached out for existence Come to find pain is pleasure Giving in, lust temptation Breaking will and spirit No chill to calm your itch But the curse of cold sorceress Giving in, lust temptation Breaking will and spirit No chill to calm your itch But the curse of cold sorceress

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released September 18, 2018

Sonic Pulse is:
Mick Mayer: Vocals, guitar, backup vocals
Nick Petrino: Guitar, backup vocals
Alex Scofield: Bass, backup vocals
Duncan Fosnough: Drums

-All songs written, arranged and recorded by Sonic Pulse
-Mixed, mastered, and produced by Mick Mayer at Dongle Studios & Eduardo Casella at Squared Studios Entertainment
-Artwork by Joseph Spiller
-Drum programming by Kyle Larkins

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Sonic Pulse Boston, Massachusetts

Sonic Pulse is the fastest, heaviest-hitting power-thrash metal band to come out of New England. Screaming party-oriented lyrics keep the mood as upbeat as the shredding tempos and ripping guitar solos - and with an energetic stage show to match, this band delivers an aural assault unparalleled by any would-be competitors on the scene. ... more

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