Defending Your Virginity T-shirt

from Sonic Pulse

T-Shirt/Apparel

Ensure the protection of your precious virginity for years to come!*
Design screen printed on Gildan 5000 t-shirt.

* - Wearing this shirt may put you at a higher risk of loss of virginity. We are hereby not liable for any damages to you or your beloved seed.

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Sonic Pulse Boston, Massachusetts

Sonic Pulse is the fastest, heaviest-hitting power-thrash metal band to come out of New England. Screaming party-oriented lyrics keep the mood as upbeat as the shredding tempos and ripping guitar solos - and with an energetic stage show to match, this band delivers an aural assault unparalleled by any would-be competitors on the scene. ... more

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