Jerkoffagus

by Sonic Pulse

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Single off our upcoming full-length release.
Guest solo at 1:32 by Nick Timney (Lich King)

This song is about a group of adventurers being lured to their deaths by the evil temptress Cleo-fap-tra. Once a great queen of Egypt, now her spirit tempts explorers into eternal sexual frustration within the Jerkoffagus...

lyrics

-Mick solo-

(Verse)
Beneath the sands of Egypt
Where the ancient pharaohs dwell
There lies the forbidden tomb
Cursed by an evil spell
Adventurers set foot inside,
As walls and floors collapse
They fell for the boobie traps.


(PreChorus)
Once you see it, you know what's happening
Trapped inside you can't stop fapping
Deepest secrets, dark desires
Burn your retinas just like fires
In your mind, fact comes from fiction
Burning at your flesh with friction
Waste away so blissfully
Welcome to your eternity


(Chorus)
It's a trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
A trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be


-Guest Solo by Nick Timney-


(Verse)
The pride of ancient pharaohs
It was their secret treasure
Set inside the day they died
Rest in eternal pleasure
Adventurers who sought it out
They truly were ill-fated
They'd step inside and get CREAM-ated


(PreChorus)
Once you see it, you know what's happening
Trapped inside you can't stop fapping
Deepest secrets, dark desires
Burn your retinas just like fires
In your mind, fact comes from fiction
Burning at your flesh with friction
Waste away so blissfully
Welcome to your eternity


(Chorus)
It's a trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
A trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be


-noodles-


(Bridge)
You should have watched your step
You fell through the fap door
You can say good by to the things you know,
You won't need them anymore
The coffin lid starts to close,
And you start to stare
But the images on the lid,
Don't seem fair over you


-Mick/Nick/Mick solo-


(Verse)
The time spent here will rub you raw,
Lust restrains your reason
Try to resist, from dusk till dawn
Beating yourself till seizing
Trapped within Jerkoffagus
A spirit never calmed
There you shall rest with your
Staff forever... ENPALMED


(PreChorus)
Once you see it, you know what's happening
Trapped inside you can't stop fapping
Deepest secrets, dark desires
Burn your retinas just like fires
In your mind, fact comes from fiction
Burning at your flesh with friction
Waste away so blissfully
Welcome to your eternity


(Chorus)
It's a trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be
A trip
Down into the Jerkoffagus
You'll see
Just what true pleasure's meant to be


-Nick solo-

credits

released June 20, 2014
Mick Mayer-Vocals, Guitars
Nick Petrino-Guitars, vocals
Dan Hammer-Studio Drums
David Carlino-Bass
Kyle Larkins-Backup Vocals
Lauren Kain- Back up Vocals

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Sonic Pulse Boston, Massachusetts

Sonic Pulse is the fastest, heaviest-hitting power-thrash metal band to come out of New England. Screaming party-oriented lyrics keep the mood as upbeat as the shredding tempos and ripping guitar solos - and with an energetic stage show to match, this band delivers an aural assault unparalleled by any would-be competitors on the scene. ... more

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